Friday 11 January 2008

Orientation outing suggestions

Orientation Outings

A week after orientation, we're already thinking of when we can meet up as a committee together for our much looked-forward to outing. Yet there's always a possibility that we'll end up like the DHShine Committee, when they had to wait for a whole year just so that everyone could make it.

No, I do not want to wait a year. Although we cannot decide on the date, it doesn't hurt to plan out what we can do at any point of time. So here comes yet another stupid list blogpost, brought to you proudly by stopping2think.

January:
Go on an all out shopping spree for strictly red coloured clothes in preparation of February activity.

February:
Invite all committee members to each other's houses. Include relatives' homes if possible. Split Angpao money after all are collected.

March:
Celebrate my birthday.


April:
Mass audition for Campus Superstar. Cheer like mad if somebody actually makes it through. Leave him/her to worry about how he's going to tell his parents.

May:
Meet up to brainstorm about DHSOlympics 2009. AT KALLANG MACS.

June:
Busiest time of the year. Go Orchard Road, stop suddenly, point at the floor as if there was something blocking your way. Step over cautiously. Avoid eye contact.

July:
Spend 2 hours trying to help the Busker at the underpass get $100. Rob if you have to.

August:
Use every single neighbour, friend or relative's IC number to assemble 13 NDP tickets. Rob if you have to.


September:
If no outing till then, write petition for DHS Orientation Committee Day - Where committee gets one day off and a $200 budget for their outing.

October:
Skip school on October 1st for outing. If asked for reason of absence, explain clearly that it is Children's Day, and since we're unable to work due to "Child Labour", we are definitely Children.

November:
We should have many opportunities to go out. One usually does when you get expelled by skipping school and coming up with stupid excuses.

December:
Go door to door carolling. Ask for Red Packets. Get thrown out.
for myself: cry that i'm not in the committee =(

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